Good News from Onat Ergin There is welcome news for fans of Onat Ergin, BU TSA's hard-charging number 7 forward. The young star known as the "Bull of Allston" is recovering according to plan. The striker unexpectedly secured a place in the starting eleven last season and won over fans by assisting Yusuf Tasyurt's Puskas Award-nominated goal against Northeastern. Health problems at the end of the season then left supporters worried. "MY TESTICLES HURT" After the final match, Ergin felt a sudden burst in his abdomen, briefly alarming his teammates. Sinan Tuncer, who allegedly administered first aid by inserting his thumb into Onat's backside, took the young player to a private hospital in Brighton. After advanced testing, doctors announced he would be out of action for at least six months. Ergin, who said that until then he had been "hard as a rock, tight, and standing tall," described the experience: "I never expected it. My testicles hurt once, but then the pain went away." HOUSE MD: "THE TESTICULAR PAIN MAY BE COMPLETELY UNRELATED" Dr. House, head of the player's medical team, spoke exclusively to Allston Son Dakika. "The testicular pain... may be completely unrelated." "We're talking about a brave player," the experienced doctor added. "The balls... may have been too heavy for his body." He said similar pain can occur from time to time in people of the same age and urged fans not to panic. "NO TREACHEROUS CELLS FOUND" An MRI examination, reportedly performed by plugging the player's backside and then injecting a radioactive substance that attaches to "treacherous cells," found no such cells. The result suggests treatment is progressing even better than expected and has allowed Ergin's fans to breathe a deep sigh of relief. AYDEMIR DOGAN: "WE ARE FOLLOWING HIS CONDITION CLOSELY" BU TSA head coach Aydemir Dogan also commented on the star's condition. "Onat is an important player. With his quick feet, he can surprise you at any moment on the field. He works very well with Yusuf. He's a good leader too. Naturally, every coach wants a player like that in the squad and on the team sheet." "HE MAY NOT MAKE THE ROSTER DEADLINE" Asked whether Onat Ergin would appear on next season's squad list submitted to the federation, Dogan declined to give a definitive answer. "His treatment continues until September. It may be November or December before he returns to full physical capacity." The veteran coach avoided making a firm prediction about whether the player's registration would be completed in time. SINAN TUNCER: "WE'LL CATCH UP FOR THREE NIGHTS" Sinan Tuncer, who took leave from his responsibilities in the United States solely to visit Onat Ergin in Turkey, said he would arrive in Istanbul next week and that they would "make up for lost time for three days and three nights." Tuncer declined to answer questions about Ergin's health, citing Turkish data protection law, then left the press area swinging his private parts in full view of our reporters.